1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,920 I'm thinking about writing about therapy. That's a really bad idea. 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,960 It's a great piece, 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,840 but it would be even better if you put your name on it. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,040 Who's Sean? The one that ended the four-year dry spell. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,440 I appreciate the favour as a friend, but I am not looking 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,240 for anything else. I'll see you around. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,840 I've got to go, OK? 8 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,440 Claire, hi. It's Laura. 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,800 I'll put my name on the article. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,080 I mean, what if there's never a baby? 11 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,840 I'd still want to marry you. 12 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,240 Same for you, yeah? 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,240 Who wrote the fucking headline? 14 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,320 PHONE RINGING 15 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,320 Fuck. 16 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:04,160 Patrick, don't shout at me, please. I can explain everything. 17 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,720 Why would I shout at you? What have you done now? 18 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,160 Erm, nothing, no. 19 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,680 I was having a bad dream. 20 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,920 What's up? I need a favour. 21 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,600 The table confetti hasn't arrived 22 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,520 for Mum and Dad's wedding anniversary. 23 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,200 You didn't forget, did you? 24 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,840 No, of course I didn't forget. 25 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,800 Um...what were you saying, table confetti? 26 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,000 Yeah, could you pick some up? 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,360 I'm kind of snowed under here, what with organising this, 28 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,440 looking after Jo and Jen doing crazy hours again. 29 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,680 You should've asked me for help, so... I did. 30 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,240 Look, it doesn't matter now. Go to Maloney's Card Factory, 31 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,520 pick up some little hearts and balloons, if you can, 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,560 as long as they're ruby red. 33 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,520 Yeah, sure. Just leave it with me, I'm on it. 34 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,560 Here, do they suspect anything? 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,080 They think they're going for a quiet meal with auntie Rona. 36 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,120 Oh, God, auntie Rona's there. 37 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,040 Do you know what? She's actually been great, helping me organise this. 38 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,160 Well, I'll help you organise the table confetti. 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:58,080 I'm going to go somewhere a little bit more upmarket, though. 40 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,600 Maloney's is a bit cheap shit. 41 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:04,160 No, no, no, go to Maloney's... OK, bye-bye. 42 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,360 Fuck. 43 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,880 I'm just going to go in, face Kieran, 44 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:14,600 let him go mad and then that's it. Done. 45 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,120 It's not like I maimed him. 46 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,680 Remind me again why you did this. 47 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,920 To end it. Really? 48 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,920 It wasn't to get a reaction out of him? 49 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,280 To distract him from Samarra? 50 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,840 No! God, no. 51 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,680 I mean, what kind of person...? 52 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,640 Look, I know that he might be furious, 53 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,560 but at least now that it's out in the open, 54 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,400 once the dust settles, we can just go back to being friends. 55 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,720 Friends? 56 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,800 You'll need witness protection. 57 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,160 I really wish I had a session with Doctor F today. 58 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,800 And what is she going to say? 59 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,080 Ah, she'll be fine. She'll probably love it. 60 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,880 She'll get loads of new clients. 61 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,760 Hey, please tell me you can come 62 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,080 to my Mam and Dad's anniversary do tonight. 63 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,200 I need all the support I can get. 64 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,160 If it was me, I'd call in sick. 65 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,800 To work or the party? 66 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,560 Both. In fact, I might have to call in sick. I feel awful. 67 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,240 No, please, don't abandon me. I need you. 68 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,440 I really need you. 69 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,920 Come on, we'll get bacon rolls - it'll keep you healthy. 70 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,400 I think Laura has actually lost it. 71 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:23,680 What are you doing? 72 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:28,760 Everything I can to turn my lazy, bastard, deformed tadpoles 73 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,200 into torpedoes. 74 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,840 Now, ginseng, omega three capsules, 75 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,280 garlic, broccoli and finally... 76 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,600 PHONE VIBRATING 77 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,120 Hey, let's do something together today. It's our day off, 78 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,760 so don't be arranging anything, eh? 79 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,480 Hi. Is that Alison? 80 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,080 Yes, it is. We have your results in. 81 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,480 Are you with Martin? 82 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,640 Uh, yeah, he's just beside me. 83 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,920 OK. I'm afraid it's not good news. 84 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,800 Your AMH levels are, erm, low. 85 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,320 Very low. 86 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,560 What does that mean? It means 0.7. 87 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,560 Yeah, I still don't know what that means. 88 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,120 Like, what's normal? 1.5-4. 89 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,720 OK, so in normal language... 90 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,440 It means that, even if Martin's results improved, 91 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,280 which is likely with lifestyle improvements, 92 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:25,040 the chances of success for conceiving are, erm, very low 93 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,560 because of your ovarian reserve. 94 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,040 Oh. You know, there are plenty of options we can discuss. 95 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,000 I see. Make an appointment. 96 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,560 Don't lose hope. 97 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,600 I waited to show you the best bit. 98 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,120 Oysters. 99 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,960 Oh, dear Jesus, that was rancid. 100 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,280 Who was that on the phone? 101 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,000 No-one. 102 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,080 Laura. 103 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,960 Laura drama. 104 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,440 It's OK. 105 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,400 It's OK. 106 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,520 I know who it is - 107 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,280 the fella you're banging, in love with, whatever. 108 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,160 No, you don't. 109 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,640 You don't even know who the Minister for Foreign Affairs is 110 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,320 and you're on the news desk. 111 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,760 Give us a clue - 112 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,040 for the sweep. 113 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,120 There's a sweep, 114 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,840 like the Grand National? 115 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,880 Fuck. 116 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,720 Don't worry about today. 117 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,760 It's very good piece, Laura. 118 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,400 People will take a measured view. 119 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:09,560 Also, it's getting a lot of clicks, which is the main thing. 120 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,560 Upstairs love you. 121 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,000 Great, yeah. Great. 122 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,240 I'm already looking forward to the next one. 123 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:19,360 Actually, I think I might leave it at that. 124 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,120 You can't leave it at that. 125 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,280 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, Laura, 126 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,960 to make a name for yourself 127 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,600 and I mean that in the best possible way. 128 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,920 You've written something people are talking about. 129 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,920 Publishers will be fighting over you for the book. 130 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,400 PHONE BEEPS 131 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,520 It's my hairdresser. 132 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,760 See? It's hit the salons - 133 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,200 that's how we know everyone's talking about it. 134 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,480 Well done. 135 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,040 I'm sure the next instalment 136 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,000 will be more of the same revelatory, relatable content. 137 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,040 Hey. 138 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,080 Hey. You need to call my wife 139 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,840 and tell her it's not me. 140 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,200 What? I...strayed in the past. 141 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,760 A bit of a roving eye. 142 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,840 Look, she's after reading your piece, putting two and two together 143 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,200 and getting 60-fucking-nine. 144 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,480 She's livid. 145 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,200 She's convinced it's me. 146 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,440 SHE SCOFFS Is she...? Is it me? 147 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,560 What? 148 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,640 The summer barbecue - we were both pretty out of it. 149 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,320 Did something happen between us? 150 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,440 No. Callum, nothing happened between us. 151 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,240 It's not you. 152 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,920 Great. Thanks. 153 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:32,440 I'll e-mail you her mobile. 154 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,880 For God's sake. 155 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,880 Oh, here, Callum. 156 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,320 Do you know where Kieran is? 157 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,880 I just have this idea - I wanted to just run it by him. 158 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,640 He's still in Barcelona. 159 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,680 Flight's delayed, apparently. Yeah, right. 160 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,960 Try not to get too turned on looking at me now, right? 161 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,680 Where are you going? I thought we were doing something together. 162 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,320 Just meeting Katie and picking up a present 163 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,840 for Laura's mum and dad. 164 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,360 Oh, right. 165 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,880 Look, I'm going to fix this, OK? 166 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,000 I won't let you down. 167 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,160 Don't give up on me. I mean... 168 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,280 ..don't give up on me YET, anyway. 169 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,400 OK. Right. 170 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,440 Five more minutes. 171 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,920 According to the forums, press ups are really good 172 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,240 for toning and strengthening the little bastards. 173 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,040 So I failed my MOT... 174 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,960 ..spec-fucking-tacularly. 175 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,040 No! And not just, like, a new indicator or windscreen wipers. 176 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,120 This is a whole new engine required. 177 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,720 Fuck! 178 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,680 No! No. 179 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:48,160 No. Thanks. for getting it. God, I knew you would. 180 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,440 What's Martin saying? I haven't told him. 181 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:53,160 You need to. You need to support each other. 182 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,960 Yeah, I know, but I can't face his reaction. 183 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,840 You know? It would just make it all too real. 184 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,360 It's, sort of, easier thinking he's the problem, 185 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,080 just until I get my head around it first. We can fix this, Al. 186 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,040 There is so much they can do. 187 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:12,040 All you need is one sperm, one egg, they can find a way to do that. 188 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,120 I should have had a baby when I was 16. 189 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,120 All those eggs. 190 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,840 All that pain. 191 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,000 All those tampons. 192 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:24,440 I should get a rebate, refund, whatever. 193 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,760 It's not fucking fair. 194 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,920 It's really not. 195 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,200 Sorry. God, I hate this. 196 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:39,120 I hate that I've become this person in thrall of their biology. 197 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:44,040 I've completely forgotten who I was, before this yearning took over. 198 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,080 It's pathetic, sorry. 199 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,720 I wish I was more like you - not maternal. 200 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,440 Sorry. No. 201 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,560 I did not mean that. 202 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,000 I know what you mean. 203 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,880 I'm turning into Laura. 204 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,400 Couldn't decide which ones to go for, so I got a variety. 205 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,280 And Maloney's Card Factory is amazing. 206 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,320 There's these little crystal diamond ones... 207 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,360 What in the name of Christ is wrong with you, Laura? 208 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,200 Is there something actually wrong with you? 209 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,760 What do you mean? Do you not like little crystal diamond ones? 210 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,400 You know fine fucking well what I mean. 211 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,920 You've invaded Joseph's privacy for what, attention? 212 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,400 Clicks? There was no pictures of him 213 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,440 and I just said that I was a bit jealous of you guys 214 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,720 all hanging round together. 215 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,360 It was meant to be, kind of, funny. 216 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,520 Didn't make me laugh and I don't think Mam and Dad 217 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,000 will see that side of it either. 218 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,920 Look, all of that stuff, it's embarrassing. 219 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,680 It's embarrassing for Mam and Dad and maybe in your weird media world, 220 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,840 where everyone's fucked up and shagging each other, 221 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,120 and having affairs, you see, in the normal world, 222 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,600 it's not the done thing, OK? Or if it does, you don't broadcast it. 223 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,080 You keep it a fucking secret. 224 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,000 How are you holding up? 225 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,440 Sorry, Bronagh? 226 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,400 I only pray they don't do to you what they did to auntie Anne. 227 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,680 Who's auntie Anne? 228 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,480 Has your mother never told you? 229 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,080 No. Hm, maybe she should have. 230 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,320 Anne had an eye for the married men, like you. 231 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,040 They stopped talking to her, drove her to Australia - horrible place. 232 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,200 Have you been? 233 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,520 No. 234 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,520 No, OK. Poor auntie Anne - 235 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,360 all that sun, sea and what not. 236 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,040 Anyway, Patrick, what do you think? 237 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,320 I think it was embarrassing and selfish. 238 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,440 I meant about the table confetti! 239 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,280 I think you made bad choices. 240 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,600 Here, I'm just going to go. 241 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,840 Well, you've champagne already, Laura, not that Mam and Dad will be in the mood for it. 242 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,480 How are they doing? They're as you'd expect, Bronagh, 243 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,920 what with it having been shared with the entire family on Facebook. 244 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,040 The trouble is, you can't keep anything off that these days. 245 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,480 You posted it, Bronagh. 246 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,280 Hey. 247 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,280 Brendan, how are you? 248 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,480 How's your wife? 249 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,240 I'm terrible with names. Cathy. 250 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,200 Of course, Cathy. I should remember that. 251 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,000 How is she? And the kids. 252 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,720 She left me four years ago. Oh. 253 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,120 Do you not remember? 254 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,000 Actually, now you mention it, of course I remember. 255 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,040 I was very concerned about you. 256 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,720 Are you OK, now, yeah? 257 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,360 Getting there. It's not easy. 258 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,480 In fact, I think it's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to... 259 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,280 Yeah, tough life, is it? It's great that you're on the mend. 260 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,320 You couldn't do me a little favour, could you? 261 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,480 Are you still on the Gardai database? 262 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,280 Not meant to be, but... Great. 263 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,280 Could you look someone up for me? Just curious. 264 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,160 It's Sean O'Reilly. 265 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,880 Born around 1974. 266 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,320 Did you get a tip-off about him? Just looking for some background. 267 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,120 Here's your man. Sean O'Reilly. 268 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,960 Abduction. 269 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,400 Got away with it on a technicality. 270 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:02,280 Abduction, are you...? Jesus Christ, um... 271 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,520 This Sean O'Reilly died in 1974. 272 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,080 I said born in or about 1974. 273 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,440 No wonder Cathy left you. 274 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,840 For my Mam and Dad - it's their fecking ruby wedding anniversary. 275 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,320 Have you any ideas? 276 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,320 I'll call you back. 277 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,520 Hi. What a lovely surprise. 278 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,040 Well, that's gorgeous. 279 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,880 It'll look great in your house. 280 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:35,240 Just looking for a present for my mam and dad's wedding anniversary. 281 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,760 40 years married. 282 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,520 Imagine? 283 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,080 So, yeah, it's lovely to see you and... 284 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,200 ..leave you to get on with your shopping. 285 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,640 Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. 286 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,240 Boy, do I need to see you tomorrow? 287 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,000 I've never needed it more in my life. 288 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,840 There's not going to be a session tomorrow, Laura. 289 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,880 What? 290 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,360 Your article. 291 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,680 Oh, no, I was going to mention that tomorrow. 292 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,600 You don't mind, do you? You might get some new clients. 293 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,360 Of course I mind. 294 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,160 It's a breach of trust and it just... 295 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,200 Well, it just seems like you weren't taking it seriously. 296 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,720 Or was my bizarre and icy approach too disconcerting for you? 297 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,920 No, that was just for the article... Right. 298 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,600 ..to give it some colour. I don't really think that about you. 299 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,200 I don't care what you think about me - 300 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,120 I care that you were using our sessions 301 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,360 to get material for a story. 302 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,000 How am I to know if it's genuine? 303 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,400 Or just for the article, to give it some colour? 304 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,000 No, it was all true, I promise. 305 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,400 I just think... 306 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,600 ..continuing is a waste of time for both of us, OK? 307 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,120 Your job's to make me feel better about everything 308 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,480 and you're making me feel really bad, 309 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,640 like, the worst I've ever felt in my life. 310 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:41,040 You said we could explore stuff and I want to do that. 311 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:45,000 I want to try and understand me and why I do the things I do, 312 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,800 and I think it would be really helpful. 313 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,720 Goodbye, Laura. 314 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,240 Are you actually dumping me?! 315 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,920 Katie. That selfish, childish, bitch dumped me. 316 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,120 Is there, like, a regulatory body I can talk to? 317 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,080 Katie, I really, really need her. 318 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,880 Sorry, Laura, can we talk about this later? I'm going to have to go. 319 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,560 Well, where are you? I'll come. 320 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,360 I'm actually about to meet Sean. 321 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,600 What, champagne Sean? I thought you got rid? Yeah, well... 322 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:29,720 After deciding it was the worst idea ever, I am now actually pregnant. 323 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,960 Oh, fuck. 324 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,840 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 325 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,840 Was it from that one time at the awards? 326 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,840 Barely know the guy. I thought, if I met him, 327 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,320 it might help me find an answer. 328 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,880 Jesus, I thought I was having a bad day. 329 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,360 This is a lovely surprise. 330 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,640 Coffee? 331 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,480 Or champagne? What's on the menu? 332 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,200 Coffee for now, thank you. 333 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760 An espresso for me. 334 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,440 So... 335 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,840 ..what's going on? 336 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,840 I mean, one minute you want nothing to do with me, 337 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,520 the next you're sitting here making my heart skip like a lamb. 338 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,800 It's cruel. 339 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,760 It has been messy, yeah, I admit. 340 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,600 But we didn't really get a chance to chat...that much. 341 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,200 I didn't even ask you about your kids. 342 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,080 I mean, you remember Ella? 343 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,840 She's gorgeous. 344 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,320 Must be a family tradition. 345 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,280 How are yours? All well? 346 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,240 Cara is a joy to behold. 347 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,400 Thomas...a little bit of a handful. 348 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,280 That's up at the cottage, last year. 349 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,720 Handful? 350 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,160 Yeah, you know, boy stuff. 351 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,600 What are we talking? Backchat, 352 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,960 testing boundaries kind of thing, or killing cats? 353 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,120 The former, I'm relieved to say, but with a lot of gusto. 354 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,680 OK, great. 355 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,960 Great. 356 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,160 Can I just see their picture again? Yeah. 357 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,040 Yeah, OK. 358 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,240 They look quite normal. 359 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,680 They're better than normal. 360 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,920 They're mine. 361 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,120 Anyway, tell me what made you change your mind, 362 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,680 well, apart from the obvious. 363 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,080 Later. What about parents, grandparents? 364 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,200 I love all that genealogy stuff. 365 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,760 Any colourful characters? 366 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,160 Any rogues, rascals, rapists, psychopaths in the O'Reilly DNA? 367 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,360 We may be imperfect but we're not royalty. 368 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,320 Now, if you want a psychopath, try your mate. 369 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,360 I read her article. Jesus, I mean, exposing that poor bloke like that? 370 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,120 She would make your balls ascend and hide in the attic. 371 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,560 She's my friend. 372 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,840 We all have friends we can't shake. 373 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,200 No offence, but she has issues. 374 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,400 I think the medical term is bunny boiler. 375 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,920 Is that more of a culinary term? 376 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,720 You are really full of hot steaming insight today, Sean. 377 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,600 He was the one who was married, in case you missed that bit. 378 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,680 Oh, come on. I mean, one tempted him, one drove him away, ultimately. 379 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,280 Oh, yeah. I didn't see it like that. 380 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,920 The poor, bewildered man, didn't really have a choice, did he? 381 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,880 Once his penis was enchanted, there was no escape. 382 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,960 Thank you for the enlightenment. Well, that is my pleasure. 383 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,560 Well, now it's my turn to enlighten you. 384 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,680 The real reason I wanted to see you was... 385 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,800 ..well, we have something in common. 386 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,840 Something important. 387 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,120 A future? 388 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,160 Super gonorrhoea. 389 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:32,720 So, you better get your puritanical Old Testament balls checked out. 390 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,160 See you. 391 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,280 Shh. They're outside. 392 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,320 ALL: Surprise! 393 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,560 Someone get a doctor! 394 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,280 HE LAUGHS 395 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,280 Happy anniversary. Thank you. 396 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,520 You look tired. You should get an early night. 397 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,360 Listen, before we go in here... 398 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,880 What? We're already late. 399 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,840 I know things have been a bit weird between us. 400 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,000 There's other tests. 401 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:57,120 With all the exercise I'm doing and the smoothies... 402 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,600 ..I'm not going to let you down. 403 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:04,200 Martin, even if your swimmers are in tiptop shape... 404 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,160 ..we're fucked. I'm fucked. 405 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,720 I got my results. 406 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,600 I'm kaput. 407 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,600 When did you find out? 408 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,000 This morning. 409 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,480 When I said it was Laura on the phone, it wasn't, 410 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,800 it was the clinic. 411 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,760 Then why didn't you tell me? I don't know. 412 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,120 I'm sorry. I felt... Jesus, I've been doing all this stuff and you knew. 413 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,320 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just wanted to get it straight in my head. 414 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,400 Katie says... Wait. 415 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,800 You told your mates and you didn't tell me? 416 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,000 Yeah, all right, don't make it worse. 417 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,600 We're supposed to be a couple, Alison. 418 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,240 We're supposed to have each other's back and talk about things, 419 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,960 and you tell your mates and don't tell me. 420 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,600 Martin... Do you know what? I need to think about things. 421 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,920 I'm going for a fucking drink. 422 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,840 What the fuck am I doing here? 423 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,080 It's fine. 424 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,000 Drink through it. 425 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,760 They're probably talking about something else. 426 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,520 I'll flash my tits, if you want, 427 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,120 that will take the heat of you for a bit. 428 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,400 Oh, Christ. 429 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,080 Forgot he'd be here. 430 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,920 I'm going to lock myself in a cubicle. 431 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,280 See you in an hour. 432 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,480 Laura. 433 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,080 Dad. 434 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,520 Happy anniversary. 435 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,200 Thanks. 436 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,840 You enjoying yourself? 437 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,920 Yeah, I guess. 438 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,320 Good. 439 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,960 Um...had a kind of a, you know... 440 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,040 ..kind of, tricky, stressful day, you know? 441 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,640 Go get yourself a drink. 442 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,760 Hello? 443 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,600 Welcome, everybody. 444 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,200 I want to thank you all for coming to celebrate Vera and Bernard's 445 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,480 40th wedding anniversary. 446 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,680 They're a shining ruby. 447 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,960 I know you'll want to join with me in letting them know 448 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,760 what a remarkable achievement that is. 449 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:34,400 When my big sister first brought Bernard home, I remember thinking, 450 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,680 "He's a keeper," 451 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,720 even though he was a bit of a scruff. 452 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,520 But he's always been there for Vera and their children. 453 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:48,600 Patrick, who's just given his parents their first grandchild - 454 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,320 King Joseph. 455 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:54,560 Well done, Patrick. We're all so proud of you. 456 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:59,840 And Laura, who's making a name for herself in newspapers. 457 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,760 40 years. 458 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,040 What a milestone. 459 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,680 What respect for the sanctity of marriage. 460 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,280 Although, not everyone shows that respect 461 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,720 for the sanctity of marriage. Thank you, Bronagh! 462 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,960 That's a shame, isn't it? Thank you. 463 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,840 I just wanted to say, what's kept our marriage together, 464 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:30,960 for good and bad...is love for each other. 465 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:38,800 I have no idea how Vera has put up with me all of these years. 466 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,960 I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, 467 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,880 "I've no idea how I've put up with her all of these years." 468 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,640 Seriously, seriously. 469 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:53,600 Love for each other and the children. 470 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,000 We're proud of them... 471 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,080 ..both of them. 472 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,520 Seconded! 473 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,280 And anyone who disagrees can meet me in the car park. Yeah! 474 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:10,640 Now, we're going to go back to our wedding day, 40 years ago, 475 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,960 and we're going to go back to our first dance 476 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,480 and we want you all to join in. 477 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,160 Mam and Dad haven't said a word about the article. 478 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,320 Do you think that means they're OK with it? 479 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,200 I think it means they're dealing with it the way normal people deal with difficult situations - 480 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,440 by avoiding them. 481 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,600 You're probably right. 482 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,880 What about your difficult thing? 483 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,320 Are you avoiding that? 484 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,600 I can't even think about that in front of Alison. 485 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,320 Plus, Sean is such a dick. I don't know what I'm going to do. So, yeah, 486 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,120 for now I'm thinking evasive action. 487 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,480 Hey. What's the chat? 488 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,200 Lots and lots. 489 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,960 BABY COOING 490 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,520 Where's Martin? 491 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,240 At the bottom of a pint somewhere. 492 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,800 I think he might have dumped me. 493 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,080 Never. He adores you. 494 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,640 I never told him my results. 495 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,080 I just let him keep thinking he was the problem. 496 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,760 He is, like, properly pissed off. 497 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,480 Alison. 498 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,760 So, that question about whether we'd be able to do all that - 499 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,280 marriage, commitment to one person... 500 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,120 Kids. 501 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,240 ..the whole package, to be normal... 502 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,000 I guess, for us, the answer's no. 503 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:52,760 As I've said, there are other ways to live happily ever after. 504 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,760 You've been avoiding me all night. 505 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,360 I'm sorry I missed the exhibition. 506 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,440 Pesky kids ruining my love life. 507 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,880 Social life. 508 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,240 Everyone has an auntie Bronagh. 509 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,040 Mine had a stroke, lost her speech, 510 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,120 it was a beautiful thing. 511 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,920 Oh, God, that's terrible. 512 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,600 I can't do any more bad, ever. 513 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,960 My balance sheet's way off kilter. 514 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,600 Think of the joy her silence would bring others. 515 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,760 So, what's this article everyone's going on about? 516 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,920 You must be the only person in the world, well, my world, 517 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,200 who hasn't read it. 518 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,280 This is good. I want to hang out with you. 519 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,400 Please don't read it. 520 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,800 You are making it sound irresistible. 521 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,400 PHONE BEEPS 522 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,680 Oh, fuck. 523 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,040 Fuck. 524 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,240 I just have to deal with someone. 525 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,760 Hey. 526 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,920 How was Barcelona? 527 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,960 What the flying fuck were you thinking? 528 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,280 I don't know. 529 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,960 I didn't name you, you know? Oh. 530 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,840 So, hopefully we can just go back to being friends. 531 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,000 Uh-huh. 532 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,480 What do you think? 533 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,720 OK. 534 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,200 Here's what I think. 535 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,240 I think you embarrassed yourself. What? 536 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,080 I think your career at the paper is over. 537 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,720 I think you should fucking quit. 538 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,200 I'm not leaving my job. 539 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,320 Sorry. 540 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,520 Well then, I'm going to make your life very, very, difficult 541 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,600 because if this ever get out, 542 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,600 if my wife ever finds out... 543 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,920 Do you understand nothing? 544 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,920 Do you understand nothing? 545 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,480 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 546 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:43,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0